I could be serious

Roomate wanted...

Thu, 28 Jul 2005 02:25:57 GMT

So Jordan wants to move home which means I need a new roomate, everything comes to about $450 a month, including everything except food. The place is about 900 sq. feet and really close to ASU.

Anyone interested?

Dance your cares away...

Sat, 25 Jun 2005 19:15:27 GMT

Thumbs Up:
Champ's insistance that a night that only involves IHOP can't end at midnight
Finishing a game of Monopoly in one night
Beating Megan and Shooler at Monopoly despite my lack of prime property
Lighting cigarettes with Monopoly money in honor of Walmart
Smoking in front of the Mormon Temple at 9:30 am
Bullshit conversations that involve someone named Carl who documented his dreams for ten years
Mad hip-hop dance beats/moves in front of Iceberg
Real World: Austin
The dude from ASU on the Real World

Thumbs Down:
Brett not answering his phone
DQ not opening until 11
A janky ass wireless network connection

What the fuck?

Sun, 19 Jun 2005 08:23:18 GMT

So I came home from an unsuccessful poker outing only to find a recliner and a piece of a trellis? or something blocking my path. My Fonzi sign and my dvd remote control were stolen and my front door was left wide open. If anyone can enlighten me on this most confusing situation I would appreciate it.

Party party party party party

Tue, 14 Jun 2005 02:19:39 GMT

Melissa Zarr's Birthday Gala
This Friday:
Stefani Varney's apartment:
Beer
Prarie Fires
Nutball
and most importantly:
CAKE

There are three lists here so pay attention

Thu, 09 Jun 2005 08:46:21 GMT

Thumbs Up:
Girlfriends
Brittish crime movies
Mills End
Champ
Brett being back in town
Jordan buying me smokes
Stefani bumming me cigarettes
Layer Cake
Glendale sponsored papazan chairs
Happiness
The fact that it is no longer hump day
The new season of the real world

Thumbs Down:
Finally understanding the negative connotations that come with the term "hump day"
Drinking so much coffee that I can't type properly
New phones losing old numbers
Hair waxing

12:4 Keep reading, there's more

"The Game"
"The Denial Twist" The White Stripes
"Brillant Dance" Dashboard Confessional
"Kiss the Bottle" Jawbreaker
"I Do" Placebo
"Tidalwave" Longwave
"Denny" Pansy Division

My new phone did not accept all the numbers off my old sim card so I need some phone numbers...

Brett
Cristopher Fucking Brennan
Stacey H.
Max
Derek
Nate
Josh Martin
Shooler

Someone should send me a postcard

Fri, 03 Jun 2005 16:44:50 GMT

Thumbs Up:
German made cigarette cases
Pay day
Netfilx
Mills End coffee shop
JPD wearing baggy pants
Cheating on Greta with Stefani Varney

Thumbs Down:
Funerals in California
My inablity to donate plasma because I don't have a piece mail with my name and new adress on it
Getting up early for no reason
Not having any syrup for my waffles
The wasteland that is the small shirt rack at the Buffalo Exchange

6:5 Who's getting faded tonight?

Some people just should not wear see through skirts

Mon, 30 May 2005 09:35:31 GMT

Thumbs Up:
Amanda Palmer
Brian Viglione
Finally seeing the Dresden Dolls live
The amount of sexual tension said Dolls created whilst on stage
Amanda spitting water on me
...And You Will Know Us By the Trail of the Dead smashing shit on stage
Denny's coffee
The ammount of alcohol that has been consumed since Wednesday
Tomorrow's BBQ

Thumbs Down:
The fat bastard who stole Brian's drumstick from me
Almost passing out from dehydration
Stefani V. being claustrophobic
The ridiculous amount of idiotic people who surrounded us at the show
International Noise Conspicracy's overly leftist gimmic
Running out of tequila
Greta's mom cock blocking me at Stefani's party

9:7 I am going to Deer Valley sometime this week if anyone cares...

It has been a bad month for phones

Sun, 29 May 2005 00:30:56 GMT

So my phone stopped working this morning, I can still get calls but I can't talk to anyone. However, I can still send/recieve text messages so if you want to get a hold of me this is the only option. I'll have a new phone in like a week.

Some nights end up being much better than expected...

Thu, 26 May 2005 09:37:19 GMT

Thumbs Up:
Everyone who is now offically a high school graduate
The overpass to nowhere
Kyle's well timed theft of a box of cameras
My well timed theft of a bottle of tequilla
The eight or nine disposable cameras that were used up during the course of the evening
Jordan's successful use of thefacebook.com
Chase and Greta's dancing ability
Cartwheels
Not seeing a single cop up close all night
Bernie still having my back even when I havent seen him in about a year
Not getting punched in the face

Thumbs Down:
My sense of direction
Not having any cups or chasers
The graduation speakers
Counting all the people in the class of '05 and getting a different number than the amount of graduating students that Luketitch quoted
Chris Nichol's ongoing desire to punch me in the face
Curfews
The fact that not everyone had a great night

11:7 Who wants to take the film to be developed tomorrow?

Holy Sweet God Damn

Sun, 22 May 2005 09:25:40 GMT

Thumbs Up:
Greta Baranowski

1:0 nuff said

It always ends up being about a girl...

Thu, 19 May 2005 10:31:53 GMT

Thumbs Up:
Britney for getting tickets to the movie
The idea of midnight showings
Star Wars Episode III:Revenge of the Sith
Natalie Portman being attractive as all hell
Everyone who waited 6 hours in line
Denny's coffee
Anikan Skywalker managing to come off as a tragic hero
Samuel L. Jackson being a bad ass
One dollar concessions
Stefani Varney for hanging out at AMC for no reason
Finally having some Star Wars closure

Thumbs Down:
The Darkside
The AMC gestapo checking ticket stubs like eighty times
George Lucas using every possible scene transition in the Powerpoint lineup
Darth Vader's cheesey "no" moment
Chewbacca's mostly pointless cameo

11:5 Nikki Cox was right dames are poison

Okay...

Tue, 17 May 2005 01:21:23 GMT

Since I couldn't comment on his journal, this post is deviating from my usual format so I can ask Jordan Paul a few questions...

Are you still mad at me for some reason?
Are you still paying rent?
Are you planning on comming back?

If you are still mad at me you should have really gotten over it by now.

I am finally whole again

Sat, 14 May 2005 09:03:19 GMT

Thumbs Up:
Arizona Body Art
Brett
Stacey H.
Whitney
Seeing Greta for the first time in months
A piercing experience that was only mildly excruciating
Boozapalooza 3

Thumbs Down:
Lots and lots of blood
JPD airing our apparently dirty laundry on the eljay

7:2 I'd better go smooth things over with Jordan

Someone is attacking D.C. I think it is just a plot to prevent me from watching The Price is Right

Wed, 11 May 2005 16:27:17 GMT

Thumbs Up:
Being done with finals
JPD sliding a note under my door after I had gone to sleep last night saying we will have a celabratory drink when I get off work today
Only having to pay $25 for a new tire because of the waranty
Managing to drive over the divider in a parking garage
The five dollars I got from turning in my mail box key paying for the morning's coffee
A tiny ass cessna causing the capitol/white house to be evacuated
My mom believing that I got a ciagarette burn on my hand by punching someone and not by drunkinly hugging Max
The danger passing in Washington D.C. which means I can get back to the Price is Right

Thumbs Down:
Having to clean Cholla
Weezer's latest monstrosity
Weezer's trasition from a good band with two bad albums to a bad band with two good albums

8:3 Its time to burn all my Weezer paraphernalia

Me+JPD+Sefani Varney = accidental homoerotic genius

Tue, 10 May 2005 04:06:01 GMT

Thumbs Up:
Jordan writing our post modern thing for Dusty's class
The piece that was originally about both of us fucking up our relationships with Stefani Varney turning into a piece about how Jordan was dating Stefani but fucking me.
The fact that our piece was the only serious one that was actually post modern
Only having 2 finals left
Andy Greenwald
Getting my nipple repierced(finally!!) this weekend
Only having to see Don Godfrey one more time
Dancing elephants
Finding my hat
Sterilizing my cigarette burn
The brake/tire shop on Osbourn and 7th

Thumbs Down:
Only getting $48 for my $300 books
My hand burning from sterilizing my hand with vodka
Wasting vodka
The mountain that sits between 24th st. and 16th st. off of Shea Blvd.
Blowing out a tire
The fact that you can't make left turns in Phoenix after 4 pm
Stacey Hartnett
Champ's phone being broken
Both my finals being at 7:40 am

11:9 Looks like we are artistic geniuses

So I just burned this bridge right..

Thu, 05 May 2005 05:31:12 GMT

Thumbs Up:
My awsome new job
Telling off my old boss
Everything in the new apartment finally working, including my shower door
Being mostly finished with school
Stacey H.
Having nights and weekends off
Everyone comming home soon

Thumbs Down:
No longer getting free pizza
Having to wait a week to get my first paycheck
Having 22 dollars in my bank account
Having to quit a job I really liked because the new manager is a cunt

7:4 Still looking for a place to hold the birthday extravaganza

If the girls at Cosmos weren't so attractive I would take a shotgun and kill them all

Sat, 30 Apr 2005 16:31:53 GMT

Thumbs Up:

Thumbs Down:
The fucking cunt at Cosmos not scheduling me for a haircut and a chemical relaxer for the second time miserable stupid bitch
Failing to see a cop and stop at a stop sign
not stoping at stop signs costing 152 dollars

0:3 fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

Fuck!!!!!

This is what I do when I am not on a bus to Sedona

Fri, 29 Apr 2005 17:08:08 GMT

Thumbs Up:
Being done with the Mass Comm test
Almost being done with this hellish class (EDT 321) forever
Taking hot showers
Brett's warm clothes
The amazing The Dreamers poster I'm about to win on Ebay
A plethora of prom activities
Not having to repost 8 times because I remebered that the time on this computer is extremely fucked up
Stacey Hartnett

Thumbs Down:
Not being on a bus to Sedona
Finals
Having to look for a new job
Being poor
The fact that it is cold at the end of fucking April
Babies not being able to eat shellfish
Babies not being able to digest the protein in cow's milk
Jordan forever warping a small child by becoming a "Big Brother"

7:8 If any females want to donate breast milk to mine and Jordan's soon to be adopted child I'm sure the baby would appreaciate it!

Everyting is really close to awsomeness

Tue, 26 Apr 2005 00:28:18 GMT

Thumbs Up:
The wireless internet working efforlessly, seriously it is the easiest thing JPD and I have ever done since we have been doing things together
Stefani Varney
9 days left of school
Having cable
Having furniture
The cowboy lamp
Danielle beating Derek at poker

Thumbs Down:
Broken water heater
Landlords being on vacation
Finals
Cost of prom
Stacey H.

Thumbs sideways: Sitting closer to JPD than when we sat next to each other in Cholla

8:5:1 Fuck the Cholla Apartments

I won't miss Cholla...

Fri, 22 Apr 2005 17:24:35 GMT

Thumbs Up:
Jordan having to knock on my bedroom door
Being able to turn around in the shower
Jordan and I showering simultaneously without any undue homosexual activity
New carpet
Not dying from a gas leak because the new oven is electric
Having a garbage disposal
Having ample space for shoes
All the tacky miss matched furniture matching
Yun Lei's easy grading scale
Champ
April
900 sq. ft. of awsomeness
Not having to move any more heavy shit

Thumbs Down:
Not having cable
Not having the internet
Being so busy this week that I wasnt able to hang out with anyone
Pizza Hut
Not having a desk or bookcase
EDT 321
Stacey H.
13:7 Assuming nothing more intersting is going on, there will be a shindig at the Butterfield Apartments on Saturday

"I'd better get a thumbs up for this..."

Tue, 19 Apr 2005 16:23:05 GMT

Thumbs Up:
Keeley
My amazing new lj layout (everyone should oogle at the awsomeness)
Getting the keys to the new apartment in 7 hours
Having enough money to pay my half of the move in cost and still have enough left over to buy some coffee and go to Hoodlums between classes
Britney
Dusty giving me a high B on my poetry performance even though I ate shit halfway through
Not having to work on the day that the company inspector comes to inspect the dirty drug infested Lindsay and Broadway Pizza Hut
Only needing 5 boxes to move all my stuff
Stacey H.

Thumbs Down:
Having 0 boxes
Not being able to go to showcase because I need to keep my scholarship
Running out of smokes before my new drivers license arrives in the mail
Being unable to turn on the electricity in the new apartment because we don't know the apartment number
Janky internet connections
Sign Language
Running out of black ink
Everyone falling through when trying to procure me some illegal substances

9:8 Does anyone have any extra boxes?

Once dry, vomit sweeps off asphalt nicely

Sat, 16 Apr 2005 23:16:23 GMT

Thumbs Up:
The party being a success
Everyone who helped clean up last night and offered to come help me clean up this morning
Almost breaking even
Foozball
Madonna dance offs
Getting all but one of my classes
Alan
Lee
Prairie Fires
50th wedding anniversaries
Seeing people I haven't see in a long time
Stacey Hartnett

Thumbs Down:
Those kids who brought the hookah and left a mess on the table (if you read my journal fuck you and all your friends I don't know why you don't have your own parties to smoke at)
People who did not put their used cigarettes in the numerous cigarette depositories
Not being able to remember if the carpet in front of the foozball table was already dirty
Mountain View High School calling every hour all day to apparently tell me that my child missed one or more classes on Friday
Whoever puked outside the front door
Cancer
Having to drive to a Quick Trip to buy smokes
Having to go to work in 1.5 hours

12: 8 Don't forget the Birthday Extravaganza on May 7th

"Praise Hitler bitch, a new kitchen"-JPD

Thu, 14 Apr 2005 21:43:14 GMT

Thumbs Up:
Stealing a mop from work
Digital Cable
My mom buying party ammenities
Tomorrow night's party
Cookie Dough
Being able to move into the new apartment as soon as I come up with 462 dollars
Cheap summer school at MCC meaning I don't have to take 2 sciences next year
Reefer Madness: The Musical
100 movie channels
My step-dad's parent's 50th anniversary
Wireless internet
10x salvia
Jordan and I being back in buisness

Thumbs Down:
Being caught smoking in Cholla
Having to come up with 462 dollars
Being far away from any place that sells Luckies
Only having a brown belt to wear with my black Pizza Hut uniform
Having to drive into Tempe tomorrow morning
Stacey Hartnett

13:6 Party at my 'rents house tomorrow 8 pm-?

Does anyone remember the LIberty Medical commerical spoof on SNL with John Goodman?

Tue, 12 Apr 2005 16:22:57 GMT

Thumbs Up:
Not being the worst fuck up in Oral interp
The Killers show
Not having to see Tegan and Sarah
Being able to buy tickets to a Dresden Dolls show
Finally being able to buy Salvia
Winning an expensive clock table for $.99
Seeing Greta at the Killers show
Remembering that Stefani Varney promised to buy me a Dresden Dolls ticket
House Party on Friday
Hearing Derek on the Radio
New apartment in 2 weeks

Thumbs Down:
Having to walk a mile to get to the Marquee
Having to clean the apartment
Unimaginative poetry performances
A mad Dusty
Not being able to scalp my Killers tickets
The women from the story family who backed out of winning a car
Having to drive back into Mesa because Champ forgot the keyboard's power cord
Derek not plugging the band on the radio
Stacey

Jordan Paul Doneskey played god in the stage adaptation of Jesus Christ Super Star

Fri, 08 Apr 2005 17:18:02 GMT

Thumbs Up:
Headquarters selling Salvia
Banging the Bishop
Masturbation euphamisms
Finishing Wicked
Moving in less than three weeks
Yun Lei being crazy but getting results
Electric Raindeer
Free cigarettes
Back to back parties
Copying this entry so I did not have to retype it for a forth time
Stacey Hartnett

Thumbs Down:
Having to retype this entry twice because the clock on this computer is fucked up
Not having any money to buy Salvia
Britney chewing on the end of the G2 I stole
The massive bite mark/bruise on my arm
Missing something potentially important that Yun Lei just said
The massive lamp on my desk
Having to worry about Jordan/Keeley sex juice

11:7 Cleek!